And I even had my passport on me..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was
    ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

    Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland
    Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

    When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
    that she was referring to my credit card.

    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

    They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
  2. PAGUY

    PAGUY Monkey

    Good joke.
  3. TheEconomist

    TheEconomist Creighton Bluejay

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