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And I Just Ordered 12 Gallons Of Organic Ice Cream

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, May 11, 2016.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    This Is Just Not Right

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  2. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    The kids at the end get "ice cream". Weird crap. [LMAO]
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  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    That's one of my all time favorite videos on YouTube. [winkthumb]
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  4. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    SquattyPottys are selling like hotcakes.

    I actually saw a used one go at auction recently for about 150% of retail.

    This is one product where the inventor really made a pile.

    I've always found the name a little odd. But it could have been worse: at least they didn't call it the SouperPooper.

    (So, can you get Rocky Road with that?)
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  5. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid God Bless those who have served. Site Supporter+

    That's just not right. I love Rocky Road, or did, until your post. :D
  6. MountainMariner

    MountainMariner Clearly Ambiguous

    Can't get anymore organic than that!
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  7. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Y'all know what "ice cream" sounds like in a Southern drawl?
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  8. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey++

    hmmmm I think is still remember what ice cream tastes like (I diabetic) can't have sugar in fact don't remember what real sugar tastes like arggggggggg
  9. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    for reasons I will not go into I found myself using a taller potty verses the one I had been using.

    noticed right away that elimination was more difficult!

    when I use the old one goes better...

    might be something too this...
  10. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Or it could be you, like me, are just getting OLD, and a deeper squats helps the colon muscles work better....[violin][peep]
  11. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

  12. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I still think Rodin had the right idea. 'Course, he thought up his way a LONG time ago.
  13. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Well, guys, I never thought I'd be sharing this over the Internet--but if you have an elimination problem, and you want to turbocharge the process, just have seat on the old porcelain throne with about 60 lbs. on your back.

    Say what???

    Yeah, what.

    All toilets are not necessarily indoors, or even hooked up to some kind of sewer system.

    And some may be found in places where just dropping your shorts is iffy, and taking your pack off is not even remotely an option.

    I can attest: Been there. Done that. The effect is amazingly effective.

    Now for you folks that have an actual bathroom, you may not have room to sit down with an Alice Large strapped on. Hell, you may not even have an Alice Large.

    So, unless you want to stroll in with a couple of concrete blocks on your shoulders, you might consider weighing in with two lead dive belts gracefully draped. I think they go about thirty lbs. each. I haven't tried it, but it seems reasonable.

    Now, inevitably, if you do use two concrete blocks, it's a sure thing that your Significant Other will open the door and say "Why do you have two concrete blocks on your shoulders?"

    Then you just have to man up and say "I do?"
    Last edited: May 11, 2016
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