But first breaking spin, er News: Jobs, jobs, Steve Jobs, job jobs, Free trade jobs, Euro Zone Assassination plot Iran Nuclear Program Economic Crisis in Europe Home Land security enacts new procedures Mexican drug cartel invades New Mexico Israel Defense forces attack Congress fails to pass budget extension again (big surprise) Iran retaliates Obama seen as only leader in free world to mitigate the and suppress the middle east contagion Illegal aliens amnestied and offered the right to vote. Federal Reserve releases FRNs found in old storage closet. Price of gas hits 5 dollars in the lower 48. Politicians offering what ever they think they can get away with. New Mexico holds the Electoral College votes that decide the fate of the free world. Canada runs thousands of miles of razor along their southern border. Americans turned away at crossings unless they have Canadian funds Mexico Annexes California, Arizona and New Mexico due to popular vote of the newly empowered previously illegal aliens to succeed from the US. Alaska becomes its own country. Martial law is declared all river crossings either guarded or destroyed US population centers running out of food FEMA offering 2 hots and a cot. 10 of Millions signup willingly, others not so much. Interstate exchanges and exits closed small towns cut off Volcanoes long since dormant start spewing ash and lava lahars and pyroclastic flows kill millions in washington, oregon, chile, kuala lampur, europe and north east asia. huge earthquakes destroy metropolitan areas around the globe. Society breaks down muslims killing muslims christians killing christians etcetera .. strangely enough groups that aren't effected are the aboriginal peoples and the Amish. Ash from volcanic activity blocks out the sun except above 50 degrees latitude all the way to the poles. all the plants die out water is poisoned due to the volcanic fallout all the livestock perishes in the stockyards and small farms alike Billions upon billions of people are dead or dying. world population decreases to 300 million a fraction of what it was just months before. largest groups or bands as it were number 50 souls at most society has collapsed distance from band to band is hundreds of miles with nothing but waste land separating them. groups pray to their God, Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh, Mother Creator for a lifting of the scourge that laid waste to them. Their prayers may go unanswered because them idiots re-elected 0. Friends don't let friends vote Democrat.