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And to think this is someone voting next month.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Oct 12, 2012.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    tulianr and chelloveck like this.
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Those deer need to be a little more aware, look both ways before crossing a road and yield the right-of-way to motorists.

    Too funny, this woman is definitely a candidate that should not reproduce any offspring.
  3. munchy

    munchy Monkey+

    I sit next to those signs during hunting season and the deer never show wth!!!
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I'm, uh, "amazed."
  5. chelloveck

    chelloveck Shining the light on a truthier truth!

    Well....the solution to the 'phone in caller's distressing problem is blindingly obvious...... relocate the deer crossing signs to being in front of rifle ranges, archery ranges, gun shops, archery supply shops, game meat butchers, and taxidermists.....that should solve the problem of deer causing inconvenient collisions with cars travelling at high speed on highways and freeways. A clear win - win situation for the caller and for those with a taste for venison.

    Better still....instead of insisting on mandatory prayers in state schools, the time could be better utilised in teaching logic. Though, I would have to confess, the deer would probably assimilate the concepts of logic more effectively than might the 'phone in caller.
  6. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

  7. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    I'm more afraid she votes.
  8. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    She's right. Those freaking deer have had it their own way for too long!

    Here we have signs that state "We Have deer on Our Roads, Please (Something)
    I have driven behind a few that will saunter down the center of the lanes , and know there screwing with not letting me past (Im driving a car) . Seen a few chase dogs and hoof them.. They have had it their own way for too long!

  9. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Sorry Mort, But I think she needs to find one of your kin and have another accident before she breeds!
  10. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    If she tangles with one of Morts relatives, breeding will be the least of her problems.... LOL.....
  11. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    that's kinda what I was alluding to. ;)
  12. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    I just wanted to make it Krystal Clear....
  13. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor Site Supporter+

    That is one of the most stupid air breathers in the entire history of the earth.
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