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Animal sounds

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Rabid, Apr 19, 2013.

  1. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    My grandson came into the family room, crawled up on my lap, looked seriously at me and said, "Pappy can you make a noise like a frog?"
    I said, "I do a pretty good horse,"and gave my best whinnie, then said, how was that?"
    He said, "thats good Pap but can you do a frog?"
    I said, "how about a pig?" and squealed "or a donkey?" and brayed a loud hee haw, hee haw.
    My grandson now quite upset with me said, "No Pappy it has to be a frog!"
    So I calmed him down and asked why it had to be a frog.
    He said, "Gram says when you croak she'll take us all to Disney World."
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