Okay, first I am just posting this for fun, not to make fun of steretypical blondes. So if someone takes offense to it, I'd laugh. Read this article.... http://www.evworld.com/view.cfm?section=article&storyid=737 Then watch this video.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=ISQqJoBZurY Real? Fake? Who cares, it's funny. Haha. Now I wait for the shrapnel.
If this is the "BlondeStar" thing....I got it in my email from almost every person I know....is it???
Yes, it is BlondeStar doing their job of helping out. Haha. Ghrit, you have to break out the squeegee?
HA! A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
Now that's a rare breed. Haha. I was waiting for the stereotypical blonde punchline, come to find out the joke was on me. I have a friend that is a total blonde. He is almost six foot tall, and built like a tank. Funny thing is though he is sometimes clumsy. I asked him about it one day and he said, 'No, it's just I'm a special breed. I'm a North American, Free Range, Galoot.' I almost cramped up from laughing so hard. He's also told me that he has his moments and the reason behind it is 'The blonde hair roots extend into his brain choking off the oxygen'. Well, let's just say that I know I can spew coffee through my nose at a respectable five foot range. Haha.
