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Another Blonde joke

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tracy, May 6, 2007.

  1. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs.

    "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    ...or two

    A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, "Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are."

    The cashier leaned over the counter and said:

    "Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg"
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Thanks for the smiles, Tracy... [LMAO]

    (bout time I smiled...) ;-)
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