Another terrorist group

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]<st1:place w:st="on">NEW YORK</st1:place></st1:State> -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
    <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placeName w:st="on">International</st1:placeName> <st1:placeType w:st="on">Airport</st1:placeType></st1:place> as he attempted to board a flight while in possession
    of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a
    morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes
    the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

    Mr. Gonzales did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI
    with carrying weapons of math instruction.

    "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by
    means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
    absolute values."

    "They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
    'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
    the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country."

    As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to
    every triangle'."

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
    wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given
    us more fingers and toes."<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    What's a slide rule?
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [applaud] [LMAO]
  4. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    [flush] [axe] [srn]
  5. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I passed pre-Algebra with a C. Does that mean I can be a member of the group? :D

    I just couldn't get the concepts and the teacher was no help. I decided to take general math from there on out. I be maf whiz. ;)
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