Anyone else work here???

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Besides me , that is?

    Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. Businesses however, often try other strategies. These include...

    1. Buying a stronger whip.

    2. Changing riders.

    3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse"

    4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

    5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.

    6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.

    7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.

    8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.

    9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.

    10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead".

    11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.

    12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.

    13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."

    14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.

    15. Do a CA Study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.

    16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.

    17. Declare the horse is now "better, faster and cheaper."

    18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.

    19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.

    20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.

    21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Nope I don't work there.

    We'd hide the carcass and destroy any evidence there was ever a horse. ;)
  3. AlterEgo

    AlterEgo Monkey+++


    Quit that stuff three years ago, makes me crazy. Now I just do what I want.

  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member too actually.

    It's why I love temp agencies....I can say "no" when I don't wanna work...


    but I did work there... lol!
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