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Anyone know her???

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 19, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
    husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits
    alone at a nearby table, with a big smile on her face.

    The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

    "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took
    to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she
    hasn't been sober since."

    "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long???" :eek:
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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