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Anyone web bot lately?

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by gunbunny, Aug 21, 2013.


  1. gunbunny

    gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

    It's been a while since I've heard any doom and gloom from the web bot? Last thing I remember they were in a blackout, and worried that the web was going to be down for whatever reason.
     
  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    OMG! ANNUNAKI DEMON FALLEN ANGELS FROM NIBIRU ARE COMING TO FEAST ON OUR DNA!!!

    AHHH! DEATH PLAGUE CREATING ZOMBIES TO DESTROY HUMANITY AND EAT OUR BRAINS!!!

    NOOOO! ANCIENT INTERDIMENSIONAL MANCHURIAN LIZARD PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER AND REPLICATING!!!

    [touchdown]

    Mysterious 'horned' sea monster washes ashore in Spain
     
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  3. gunbunny

    gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

    !!! Love it !!!

    My doom & gloom void has been filled for the week.

    Thanks Brokor!
     
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  4. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    "....And the unknown killer is still at large. :rolleyes:"
     
  5. gunbunny

    gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

    I think I had a doomgasm!

    Just kidding. I like to read about the web bot every once and awhile for fun. The theory behind it being: "the innate subconscious intelligence in every person regarding what is going to happen in the future is interpreted by a computer via looking at email conversations and gathering words that are common among them."

    Kind of like reading tea leaves, or chicken entrails.
     
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  6. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    In that case,

    "WE ARE ALL GONNA RECEIVE MANDATORY PENIS ENLARGEMENTS, COURTESY OF BIG BROTHER, WHO NOT-SO-SURPRISINGLY ADDS MSG AND FLUORIDE TO THE MEAT PASTE REQUIRED TO MAKE THE HOT DOGS FOR THE FAMILY REUNION PICNIC."
    ohno
     
  7. gunbunny

    gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

    I wonder when the web bot is going to say "People are stupid and need to be ruled by the superior form that is US."
     
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