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AOC: Tick Warning

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by UncleMorgan, Jun 18, 2019.

  1. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    I don't know how many of you were listening to AOC on CNN the other day, but she finally said something interesting.

    They were talking about scams, and AOC said "I hate it when people forward bogus warnings...but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:

    If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.

    I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.

    I feel so stupid now."

    Commercial came on, so I got another beer.
  2. Lancer

    Lancer TANSTAFL! Site Supporter+++

    I would've been heading for the bourbon after that one....
  3. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Keeping in mind that she didn't know what the garbage disposal in the kitchen sink of her new apartment was for I had to google this to make sure it wasn't real.

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  4. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    New one I think.....
  5. Tevin

    Tevin Monkey+++

    AOC makes Sarah Palin sound like Socrates.
  6. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    This girl brings very real meaning to the phrase , " Better to remain silent and thought a fool , than to open your mouth and remove all doubt . "
    I used to have more respect for our politicians as their education and experience levels seemed to be in the upper scale , but now days , not so much .
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  7. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon Monkey+++

    My 2 year old Granddaughter, now's fire is Hot, Water is wet, and what trees are and the sky and clouds. She knows how to say complex sentences.
    Cortez, is not sure which shoes is her right or left one. I am not a big meany. But this person is about as dumb a law maker as I have seen, and I have seen 56 years worth. But for the love of God, did she even graduate............elementary school ?
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  8. apache235

    apache235 Monkey++

    She sure doesn't say much for going to Boston University, my coffee cup could get a Masters there.
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  9. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    the less intelligent a puppet politician is the easier they are to control... ya just tell em what to say n think...

    if ya put em there... ya just keep reminding them of that fact n how much they owe you etc...

    suggestion = a IQ test might be a good thing for our politicians now a days... maybe even a requirement to hold office...

    like their IQ should be at least 110?

    although the deep state types would probably find a way around that like the SEEM to have with a certain previous president?

    just a thought...
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  10. Lancer

    Lancer TANSTAFL! Site Supporter+++

    She got her degree there only due to the fine "work" she did under her student advisor prof....
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  11. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

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  12. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready! Site Supporter++

    I don't think an IQ test minimum is nearly as appropriate as an ASVAB minimum.
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  13. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    How is she there ??
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  14. GOG

    GOG Grumpy ol' Munky Site Supporter

  15. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    One must remember that democrats prefer the tool not the brain.
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  16. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    I am of the opinion she is basically an actress hired to do a job and pretty much says what she is told to say...

    I also think we have many similar folks in office right now... perhaps too many...
  17. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Well, they got their tool, eh?
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  18. Kruel J

    Kruel J Monkey

    Agreed. She’s a lousy actress too. Nuttier than squirrel turds.

    AOC accuses Kellyanne Conway of using 'sexist' language

    Is there ANYTHING she doesn't find offense in? Besides her Green New Pile of course.
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