1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Jim's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Jim's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Jim sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

    "Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did

    And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

    "So, here I am."
  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    However, he has to go home sometime, or just walk away from all his stuff and that life. In other words he is either so free, or so screwed.[stirpot]
    Cruisin Sloth, Gafarmboy and BTPost like this.
  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Or if his wife dies, tied up to the conjugal bed.....

    Or his wife dies, tied up to the conjugal bed...in which case, he's really screwed! (He'd best hope that he gets a jury full of JD swillin', 'coon huntin', good ol' boys at his trial)
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Tracy, That was my EXACT Reaction, as well.....
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