Ape with an AK47!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seawolf1090, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    YouTube - ‪Ape With AK-47‬‏

    BWAHAHAHA!!!! Maybe this is the field trial for the newest "Trunk Monkey Upgrade".......


    Real or faked, it is hilarious!
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  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    OMG! That right there is funny. That chimp showed them quickly who was boss, only thing better would have been if he would have taken better aim.....
  3. Hispeedal2

    Hispeedal2 Nay Sayer


    That was a good one!
  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    It's either a dumb soldier or a smart Chimp

    A dumb soldier for leaving the safety off...or a smart chimp for taking the safety off.....a case of monkey see...monkey do???

    Most probably a very dumb soldier for not removing the magazine and removing any chambered round.

    If it had have been the Australian Army; the soldier would be sent to the slammer for his stupidity, the monkey charged with "unauthorised discharge of a service weapon", then put on the unit's books as the unit mascot, given a pace stick, and allocated the job of understudying the Regimental Sergeant Major. : O
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  5. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    There is absolutely nothing I can say about the idiot who gave the chimp a fully loaded AK-47 that would not be twisted to say I was a bigot. Or that I failed racial sensitivity training. Truth is I could care less about age, gender or color in this instance. Anyone who does not think that anyone doing the same thing is not stupid is a bigger fool than this particular individual![beat]
  6. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Stupid - YES indeed! If it had been any regular Army unit, that trooper would be in deep kimchi......

    But these guys are a different thing altogether - probably so hyped on some drug they barely could put two brain cells together.

    And ya gotta admit - chimp with an automatic weapon - that just so transcends the normal levels of FUNNY!! [LMAO]
  7. IceNiner

    IceNiner Monkey+

    Its not real guys, its part of a viral movie marketing campaign for the new 'Planet of the Apes' movie coming out soon. You can see the additional links at the bottom of the screen! You'll also see this fake clip on movie preview/review sites.
  8. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Viral Chimps...make us...viral chumps : O

    I don't know why you are belabouring your dilemma about being perceived to be a bigot....stupid is...as stupid does (with referencee to the "soldiers" in the video clip)...regardless of race, colour, sexual orientation, etc etc...you would merely be criticising his qualities as a soldier...no more, no less....but in this case...the worst you could be accused of criticising...is the actor's acting ability...which in this case...was quite convincing...

    Thanks for the heads up....I still stand by my observation that the Chimp would be made a unit mascot et al....come to think of it...an army of AK47 wielding chimps would be a frightening phenomenon to behold...a Taliban (muslim or christian...take your pick) of chimps...more so! : O
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  9. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    God created all men (and chimps), but Sam Colt made them equal.

    Chimp is thinking to himself. Iz Needz Mez some BUSHMEAT!! SUCKAZ!!
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  10. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Brings new meaning to a trooper being called an 'ape'.....


    I once read of the making of the original "Planet Of The Apes" movie, the actors had to wear their ape makeup all day long, so at lunch they'd sit down to eat at big tables in full costume. Funny thing was, they tended to segregate themselves.... Gorillas all sat together at one table, the Chimps at another, the Orangutans at yet another! Seems we humans cannot get past our prejudices, even when taking on another 'identity'......
    I found that fascinating.
  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    It makes good evolutionary sense, n'est-ces pas?

    Emphasis mine - VC

    It makes eminently good sense from an evolutionary perspective....there is no reproductive advantage from sex outside of one's own species....and sex with a species other than one's own is....um.....bestiality, is it not???
  12. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    But can he use a tactical wheelbarrow... thats the real question....
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  13. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    Or the chainsaw Bayonet[fnny] KF
  14. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Wrong...Its' a democrap promo..for gun banning...There is the subliminal message to people with the I.Q. of a chimp or about 60.If your I.Q.is 60 or below or a democrap...Then you missed it...
    Beside's...The Guberment would not let it be put on You Tube if it was not true..!!!

    and...Only kid'n...ccc...
    carry on...

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