APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Legion489, May 18, 2016.


  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Shining the Light of Truth

    APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR...

    It’s not whether you win or lose,

    But how you place the blame.


    We have enough “youth”.

    How about a fountain of “smart”?


    A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.


    When blondes have more fun, do they know it?


    LEARN FROM YOUR PARENT’S MISTAKES- USE BIRTH CONTROL


    Money isn’t everything,
    But it sure keeps the kids in touch.



    If at first you don’t succeed,
    Skydiving is not for you



    We are born naked, wet and hungry.
    Then things get worse.



    Red meat is not bad for you
    Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.


    Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
    Give the rest a bad name.



    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
    To produce reproductive organs.



    Alabama state motto:
    At least we’re not Mississippi



    ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
    MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.



    The latest survey shows that
    Three out of four people make
    Up 75% of the population


    “I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,

    You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could

    Identify their corporate sponsors.”


    The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to try to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.
     
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