'Are my testicles black?'

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Sep 2, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure

    A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

    Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

    He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

    ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Nice, why couldn't something like that happen to me [booze]
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    If you'd like the opportunity... I'll make sure you're a patient in a hospital bed. ;)

  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  5. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Now that thar's funny!
  6. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    here's the right msg to quote(colt's) (duh)...:
    With your luck your nurse would be named "James"or "Randall"[beer]:lol:
  7. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    HEHEHE, what would happen to you would probably be what happened to a cousin of mine.
    When he was 14 he was in an accident and had to spend a few days in the hospital. Nurse (female, good lookin) came in to give him his sponge bath to his back and legs below the knees. While she was doing his back he kept asking her to "do his front". Well being 14 he was getting "excited" if you will, when the nurse saw this she said, "oh no you don't" and proceeded to "flick" him with her fingernail, which deflated him quite rapidly. I only know all this as I was standing in the hall waiting to go back in to see him when the nurse was done.

    Boy, that has me cringing just thinking about it.
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