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Are you ready for some football???

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 25, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A short blond lady from Florida is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
    garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of
    the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it
    onto the pavement.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
    falling out of that bag..."

    "Damn!" says the short blond lady from Florida ....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
    money? Did you steal it?"

    "Oh, no", says the short blond lady from Florida . "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a
    game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my
    flower beds!"

    "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
    each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I
    say: $20 or off it comes!"

    "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the
    way, what's in the other bag?"

    "Well", says the short blond lady from Florida "not all of them pay up"....
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :shock: :eek: :lol:
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