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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Clyde, Oct 9, 2007.


  1. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    hahah.....for CRC

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  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [beer][beer][booze][booze][LMAO][LMAO][LMAO]
     
  3. weapons_762

    weapons_762 Monkey+++

    lol
     
  4. sheen_estevez

    sheen_estevez Monkey+++

    I can relate

    [booze]
     
  5. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    That was hillarious. I just embedded it for ya ;)
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I'm looking forward to the Holidays so I can make my Christmas Cake....I'll even share the recipe..[booze]


    Tequila Christmas Cake

    1 cup water
    1 tsp. Baking soda
    1 cup sugar
    1 tsp. Salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    Nuts
    1 bottle tequila
    2 cups dried fruit
    Sample the tequila to check quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the
    Highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    Repeat.
    Turn on the electric mixer.
    Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
    At this point its best a make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
    another cup...just in case.
    Turn off the mixerer thingy.
    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
    Pick the fruit up off the floor.
    Mix on the turner.
    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
    a drewscriver.
    Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
    Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
    Check the tequila.
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain the nuts.
    Add one table.
    Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.
    Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

    Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
     
  7. AlterEgo

    AlterEgo Monkey+++

    [​IMG]

    I miss all the good stuff...:mad:

    Now this! Way to go girl....[beer]

    "wipe counter with cat", just too much....[LMAO]

    AE
     
  8. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Remind me to tell you the "Tequila makes her nose fall off " story one day....


    [woot]


    [LMAO]
     
  9. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    LOL [beer][LMAO]
     
  10. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  11. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [beer][beer][booze][booze][fnny][fnny]
     
  12. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    One day soon? Like today? Or later?
     
  13. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Either one day soon, or later....[beer]


    much later....
     
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