It's funny how an idea can spring into a person's head fully developed in a single instant, even when their meds aren't balanced. Last Thursday night (as I was doing what I do every Thursday night) I had most singular thought. Rather than to take over the world, wouldn't it be more fun just to overthrow all the governments of the world? Every one of them. It can be done, in only 21 years--but I will need your help. All of you. We must all work together on this if we are to break the tyrannical bonds of...well...Tyranny! Starting tomorrow (which is Thursday) everyone should name every child they have, be it male or female.... .....John Smith. Ah! The beauty of it! Do you see the stunning glory of this concept? Growing every year, an unstoppable avalanche of John Smiths, and a whole generation of them all coming of age as one... If the government--any government--cannot single a person out by name, how can they possibly control that person? How could the minions of government serve a warrant, or a draft notice, or write a traffic ticket? Or collect taxes? "John Smith, Officer? She lives next door..." And across the street. And in the apartment above. And he also lives on the corner. EVERY corner. Muhahahahahahahahah! The sirens are closer, now. I have to go.