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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by -06, Oct 13, 2010.

  1. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"> John Deere Stripper

    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap

    in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in
    front of an old green John Deere.
    Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently
    slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.
    He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
    he lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
    Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained
    tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt
    from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
    Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you
    doing, Billy Bob?"
    "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Billy Bob.

    Then, obviously embarrassed, he says, "Me and the old lady been having
    trouble lately in the bedroom department, and

    the therapist suggested

    I do something sexy to "a tractor."
  2. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    LOL gotta love Cletus...[slow]
  3. bnmb

    bnmb On Hiatus Banned

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