AZ Antifa tips on using a 9mm Clock

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  1. RJB

    RJB Monkey+++

    This looks like satire, but it's hard to tell these days.




     
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  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    That guy is a CLASSIC, SnowFlake DUFUS.... who still lives with his Mommy... My only hope for him, is that his Mommy finds his "Clock" and turns it in to the local LEOs, and then paddles his Behind, until he can't sit down, comfortably... It doesn't seem that he is 21 Years of age, so he didn't come by his "Clock" by purchasing it from a Dealer... and he isn' hardly strong enough to operate the weapon's action... Clearly a Danger to himself & Society....
     
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  3. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    ohnoohnoohno
     
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  4. DKR

    DKR Interesting ideas, interesting stories

    not even going to waste the B/W to watch
     
  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    @DKR In the Top video he is showing how to Unload his "Clock" and he can barely operate the Magazine Release Button.... He comments that it will be easier if you pour some Cooking Oil down the Magazine Well.... Once he removes the Magazine, he states that the Weapon is "UnLoaded" and proceeds to Pull the Trigger.... has an IDIOT Discharge....and it takes a few minutes for him to recover, and he says " Oh Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit.... How am I going to explain this to Mom...."[peep]ohnoohno
     
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  6. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    And the dildo worried about his brokeback mountain poster.
     
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  7. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus Site Supporter

    And after he pulls the trigger and wets himself, with the magazine removed, it's finally unloaded.

    Why would you record that and then put it up on YouTube? It wasn't live, it was staged, do it again and don't eff up. How frigging stupid do you have to be to not know how dumb you actually are and put up a failure like that.

    Bout right he needs his ass whooped by his mom.
     
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  8. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++ Site Supporter++

    This has got to be satire.
     
  9. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

    "clip holder" "bent my barrel" "air vents" Comacho loads my clips for me put the clips in right so the bullets don't come out backwards. We have the bullets but no machine guns yet.:ROFLMAO:
    [sarc2]:D:LOL:
    Good stuff, @RJB thanks for posting.
     
  10. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Someone should post this on FaceBook, so it can go VIRAL.... This Dufus needs to get the Recognition he deserves....
     
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  11. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Whisky Tango Foxtrot !!!! Seriously, ether this is satire or one effed up dude who needs a safe space instead of a gun, cause resistance is not going to get far ifin ya don't even know who to run a friggin Clock!!!
     
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  12. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus Site Supporter

    Honestly, stuff like this is painful to watch. The same reason I can't watch "The Office". Cringe worthy doesn't even begin to describe it.
     
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  13. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor Site Supporter+

    Sorry Israel, this one looks and sounds like one of yours. Maybe a generation or 3 removed, and never properly potty trained, but one of yours. If I am wrong, I apologize. Can we send him back? You could try to properly train him, or put him on the front lines and let the barbarians eat him.
     
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  14. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Its There
     
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  15. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Satire,people, it's satire, and pretty good satire at that. He slips up a few times by using finger discipline that no real Antifa doofus would use.
     
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  16. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Yeah gun toting libtards believe the trigger finger only ever belongs on the trigger.
     
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  17. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    What's a Clock? I thought it was something that went tick-tock not BANG!
     
  18. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Gotta admit, having figured his "clock" still had a bonbon up the pipe, I still LMAO when he shot it. Satire or stupidity......? Who cares, it's hilarious, and pretty well shows the level of firearm skill of the avarage antifa terrorist.
    And...... did ulhe make his nifty mask from a set of pajamas?
     
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  19. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    The biggest mistake I noticed in the video was that after "unloading" his pistol he wasn't looking down the barrel while pulling the trigger..
    Satire or not, some people are just to stupid to live.
     
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  20. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    I haven't laughed that hard in ages! Clock 19, clip holder, barrel bent, shot his brokebutt mountain poster, "what am I going to tell mom?!", can't eject the mags, can't pull th slide back, etc., etc. The only thing I can think of that would be funnier is if some doofus was to read a wikepedia article and tell everyone that actually has a clue that there were no Rem M-11 (or Savage, or....) shotguns before WWII, that he is right and everyone else (who actually knows what is going on) is wrong.
     
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