Baked, Stuffed Chicken

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 26, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

    6-7 lb. chicken
    1 cup melted butter
    1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
    1 cup uncooked popcorn (I recommend Orville Redenbacher's
    Salt/pepper to taste

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds.

    When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done.



    And y'all thought I couldn't cook! [tng2]
     
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :shock: I'm impressed. :eek:

    I won't doubt your culinary ability again.

    This should answer any question anybody would ever have.
     
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Been cooking anything while I was gone?
     
  4. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    don't work....best I could get was some soggy popped kernals [booze]
     
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    You used too much butter.....


    :D
     
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