Bank Robbery with a twist.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Dec 12, 2010.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a
    sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer
    grabbed the hood and n pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer
    without a moment's hesitation.
    He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking
    straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
    Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

    The robber yelled, 'Well, did anyone else see my face?'

    There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly
    afraid to speak.
    Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and
    while keeping his head down said,
    'My wife got a pretty good look at you.'
  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    LOL.... divorce Texas style. Did she have life insurance? [boozingbuddies]
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  4. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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