Bar coded condoms???

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by chelloveck, Mar 7, 2012.


  1. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

  2. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    So when I see some dude aiming his cell phone at his junk in an alley, I can safely assume he's scanning his bar code instead of taking a pic to put on his match.com profile?
     
  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I think that there is also an advisory to the effect that taking viagra may distort the barcode, making it unreadable.
     
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  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  5. CraftyMofo

    CraftyMofo Monkey+++

    Chelly--

    I noticed that they started putting the bar codes on a long time ago. Maybe your not unrolling the condom far enough?
     
  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I must confess....being of Scots lineage...I am still on my first box of pre-bar-coded condoms...I prefer the "repair" option (there's always a vulcanising kit in my BOB!)

     
  7. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    Oh.... oh chelly that's just gross.

    [yukface]

    (you would fit right in where I work...)
     
  8. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Watch out for future marketing of panties - "Over XX (number) served" (with auto-update).
     
  9. Jeff Brackett

    Jeff Brackett Monkey++

    Nothing to say, just LMFAO!![applaud]
     
  10. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    Some would need to wear them on their heads for an accurate count...
     
  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    That'd be a great idea...at least you'd know who puts out!

    Oh...I do believe that there actuallly is a lingerie product line for that very purpose...I think that they are called Monikas. : O

    mind you, it would only fair that men should have to wear the same kind of apparel....it wouldn't look near as sexy (Y fronts rarely do), but the results could be very instructive and undoubtedly have a lot of entertainment value...it would probably help some to keep their crown jewels in their pants instead of other "places".
     
  12. jameskaysing

    jameskaysing Monkey

    my wife




    my wife tells me thay have ser numbers on the i have not been that close to no this but she has often ????ooopps dont tell her i told you
     
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