Bar Room Translations...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 21, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    No comment..... [whistle2]





    1. "You get this round and the next round is on me."
    (I'll be leaving before the next round.)

    2. "I'll get this round and the next one is on you."
    (Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $3.50.)

    3. "Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
    (I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.)

    4. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female)
    (I'm easy.)

    5. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male)
    (I'm gay.)

    6. "Ever try a body shot?" (male to female)
    (I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.)

    7. "Ever try a body shot?" (female to male)
    (If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?)

    8. "I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
    (You are paying more attention to your friends than me.)

    9. I don't feel well, let's go home." (male)
    (I'm horny.)

    10. "Who's got the next round?"
    (I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.)

    and more....


    1. "Excuse Me." (male to male)
    (Get the hell out of the way.)

    2. "Excuse Me." (male to female)
    (I am going to grope you now.)

    3. "Excuse Me." (female to male)
    (Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way.)

    4. "Excuse Me." (female to female)
    (Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. And get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like the slut you are.)

    5. "What do you have on tap?"
    (What's cheap?)

    6. "Can I have a white Russian?" (male)
    (I'm *really* gay.)

    7. "Can I have a white Russian?" (female)
    (I'm *really* easy.)

    8. "That person looks really familiar."
    (Did I sleep with him/her?)

    9. Can I just get a glass of water?" (female)
    (I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.) ( I know nothing about this...Promise! [ghrit] )

    10. I don't have my ID on me." (female)
    (I'm 16.)

    11. "I don't have my ID on me." (male)
    (I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4 after my last visit here)
     
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Does this mean you're not going to tell us if these are from personal experience?
    And I thought you liked White Russians......oops :shock: [GR]
     
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [GR].................... [stirpot]
     
  4. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Seeing as how I sometimes like wine and other 'sissy' drinks I guess its a good thing Im big enouph and ugly enouph that no one thinks or at least says anything about it, or maybe its just that the guys figure if I am they dont want to take the chance I may think they're cute. [ROFL] [beat] [booze]
     
  5. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    I still can't believe you're only 31. I didn't think it was possible for somebody to get that ugly in only 31 years.
     
  6. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :shock: :lol: [rofllmao]
     
  7. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Just takes lots of hard work and partying in earlier days and continueing on the work part. lol
     
  8. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    White Russians?????? Blech......Remind me to tell you a story sometime....I don't drink sweet stuff and I don't drink anything that requires mix.........double blech...


    They say "valmos hecharlo el traga"
    It means "drink it all down 'TIL you see
    The bottom of the glass and it's kickin' your a**"
    Boys, the next round's on me

    Oh forgettin's cheap in Mexico
    She'll be there waiting
    And she won't say no
    Tequila loves me even if you don't



    :D




    which is better than the song I really wanted to post.... [ghrit]
     
  9. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [ROFL]
     
  10. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Oh and doing about 180 into a rock enbankment helped that along to. lol o_O
     
  11. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
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