be observant

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by medstud, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. medstud

    medstud Just a pilgrim

    First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.” For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

    “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.”
  2. mrghostwalker

    mrghostwalker Monkey+++

  3. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Yup, that'll work!
  4. Capt Willie

    Capt Willie Monkey++

    it always pays to be observant, things are not what they always appear to be.
  5. SLugomist

    SLugomist Monkey++

    LMAO nice one
  6. tellydoug

    tellydoug Who is John Galt?

    Fourteen frogs are sitting on a log, and 5 of them decide to jump off. Now how many frogs are on the log?
  7. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Fourteen. You said they decided to jump off, not that they actually jumped off. :)
  8. boomer.hide

    boomer.hide Monkey++

    I am confused!!!!
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