Way back many years ago a couple of gentlemen from the old country-one from Czechloslovakia and the other from Yugoslavia-immigrated into the United States. They were avid bear hunters, but settled in the city, set up a business, married, but never got to go hunting. Many years later, they retired and finally went up to Canada to do some bear hunting. When they did not return when scheduled, their wives got worried and sent the Mounted Police to their cabin to check things out. The police got there and found lots of bear tracks, and many shreds of clothing. They followed the tracks and came upon two well-fed bears, a male and a female. The police shot them both and opened the female bear and found the remains of the Yugoslavian inside, and yup- you guessed it- the Czech was in the male.