Bear in Billings Bar

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by E.L., Aug 18, 2005.


  1. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    b:: b:: b:: [camo]
     
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    funny T!

    Quig. We need a pnd full of naked women and gators smilie
     
  3. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    Good one !.....

    Guess the alligator is happy....

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  4. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    Hey!!!!!!! No more Bear jokes!!!!!! :x

    Nah.... seriously.... made me laugh!!!!! [peep] b::
     
  5. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    me too. ;)
     
  6. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: That's a funny joke!
     
  7. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

    The bartender approaches and says, “We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”

    The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”

    The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”

    The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.”

    The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

    The bartender states, “Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings that are on drugs.”

    The bear says, “I'm not on drugs.”



    *You're gonna' love this*




    The bartender says, “You are now, that was a Barbitchyouate.”
     
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