Bear on the roof...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 25, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    no..not our bear... ;)

    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he
    looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for
    "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover
    says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
    The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got
    a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
    "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
    "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm
    going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with
    this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is
    trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will
    then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the
    back of the van."
    He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
    "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
    "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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