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Bear Remover...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Aug 29, 2008.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he looks
    in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."

    He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
    The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
    baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

    "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

    "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
    there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off,
    the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be
    subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

    He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

    "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

    "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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