Bear Tips

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Mar 12, 2006.


  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Bear Tips
    In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions, and keep alert of bears while in the field.
    We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of a encounter with a bear.
    It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat:
    Black bear scat is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.
    Grizzly bear scat is larger, has little bells in it, and smells like pepper.




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  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I suppose you could carry the bells a bit faster ---
     
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