Beer Drinkers Beware

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Oct 15, 2009.

  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Beer - A Worrying Thought
    This is alarming

    Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

    Last month, September 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results

    of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
    The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens)
    and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

    1) Argued over nothing.

    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

    3) Gained weight.

    4) Talked excessively without making sense.

    5) Became overly emotional

    6) Couldn't drive.

    7) Failed to think rationally, and

    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary!!

    Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    I guess that's why I drink hard liquor!
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    That's just too funny!
  4. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Well that would explain the "man boobs" resting on the beer gut![stirpot]deleted Sorry that "man boob" image was gross and google said" the watermark "heaven" carries celebs,humor and outright porn
    jes kidding, I don't have a beer gut..:D[rofllmao][yukface][smsh][smsh]theres a google image I can't get outta' my head blecch,...[smsh][banghead]
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