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Benefits Question

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Aug 18, 2016.

  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Dear Sir,

    I have a Benefits Question.

    Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter.

    My father eventually married her without my authorization.

    As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law.

    My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.

    Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.

    A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.

    My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

    In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:

    Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

    Sincerely yours,

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  2. VHestin

    VHestin Farm Chick

    I think this would be great for family reunions. Only have 6 people, but you'll have a full-load of relatives. 3 generations, uncles, cousins, (grand)parents, and (grand)children.
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  3. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Alabama Much?
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  4. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Monkey+

    "Hi y'all! I'd like y'all to meet ma sister wife!"
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  5. Legion489

    Legion489 Shining the Light of Truth

    This is my sister, who is my cousin, who is my mother, who is my niece, who is my wife. Yes, we do live in Kentucky, why do you ask?
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  6. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey++

    I think Ray Stevens made a song about this. I am my own grandpa.
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  7. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid God Bless those who have served. Site Supporter+

    I'm from Gawga (Georgia). We go to family reunions lookin' fer dates.
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  8. Lone Gunman

    Lone Gunman Draw Varmint!

    Yes, but only if the goat is willing to relinquish joint custody which you can, probably, compel by threatening to eat him.
  9. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd Site Supporter+

    May I ask, what was your father's maiden name?
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  10. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    so if there is a divorce , who get's the pig ?
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