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Best Bar Joke ever

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Jun 10, 2010.


  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Best Bar Joke ever



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    Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
    The robot says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Martini."
    The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,
    "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says, "168."
    The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration
    and medical technology.

    The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
    The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Martini."
    Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man
    and says, "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says, "100."
    The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser
    and John Deere tractors.

    The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will
    try it one more time.
    He goes back into the bar.
    The robot says, "What will you have?"
    The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him
    another great martini.
    The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
    The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
    The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you
    people still happy you voted for Obama?"

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