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best blonde joke

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
    me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get

    Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

    The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
    the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
    her and says,

    'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

    He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
    nice cup of tea, and then ..' He said with a deep sigh, . .. . ..

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    'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
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  2. RobertRogers

    RobertRogers Monkey+++

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