Best Christmas Decoration Ever!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by MinTX, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. MinTX

    MinTX lostinaustin


    "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

    First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

    Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
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  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    I love it!! Guess people really don't have a sense of humor anymore. Sad, so Sad
  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    LOL! Man, I laughed the whole time thinking "this poor guy. he hangs on as his wife takes pictures?"

    Then I read the message...

    and it's even FUNNIER knowing that it's fake!!! Awesome!
  4. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Should have put a Santa costume on him.
  5. MinTX

    MinTX lostinaustin

    But that would have taken the fun out of it.
    Can you imagine how the kids would wig?
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  6. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Hmmmmmm....that gives me some "sick", but funny, ideas!
    I love it!
  7. tedrow42

    tedrow42 Monkey+

    It came acrost chat i thought it was real lol
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