Best dog trick wow

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by stg58, Apr 27, 2015.

  1. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

  3. vonslob

    vonslob Monkey++

    That is awesome. My dog has me train very well, she goes to the back door and barks to go outside. She expects me to wait while she does her business and the for me to close the door for her when she is done. She is very smart and her owner is dumb as a rock. :(
    Last edited: Apr 28, 2015
  4. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator

    It was awesome but it also reminds me how spoiled and worthless my dog is.
  5. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    When my dog takes a crap in the back 40 she immediately smiles and does a full charge run of the yard and then comes for a treat...she acts so "happy I took a poo!' it's silly....and I still laugh every time though I see it most every day.
  6. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Wow! Even dogs can be trained to put the seat down!
  7. vonslob

    vonslob Monkey++

    That is so funny, lmao, and is so true with my dog
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  8. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    I bet he would even be smart enough to check and make sure it was down if he sat...
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  9. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    What men don't understand is why Women don't check to see if the seat is down... I mean I've sat on that cold porcelain a time or two, I turn the light on now.

    I was training my cat to do that trick, cellophane over toilet, a little cat litter on that, it was going pretty good until he had a case of diarrhea, and I swear it was all over the bathroom, that was the end of the training lesson.
  10. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    A good question... It's peeing in the middle of the nite when you are pregnant... Every pregnancy is different but sometimes there are so many parts of your body aching or yelling for attention you don't have enough attention particles left in your brain to check for the seat being down. And when you fall in, it's cold and gross so you have to bath to clean up all the little hidden bits. And instead of peeing and going back to sleep... You are now having to clean your body as well as go to the bathroom.. It becomes a production rather than a simple body function.

    So a small little thing like putting the toilet seat down is huge for women.

    Women don't understand why men can't pee outside or sit down to pee ;) [emoji56] [emoji7]
  11. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Because in some places, peeing out doors will get you arrested as indecent exposure. Or too near a school, someone may think you were trolling for kids, or something else sick.
    For you folks with elbow room, it would not be an issue, for in city, it would not be advisable.
    Or, the door might close behind you and lock you out at 3am.
    Besides, guys are supposed to raise the seat or clean it, yet it's women who pee under the seat you want us to handle. I have NEVER known a woman to clean the underside of the seat (unless cleaning the entire bathroom). It's a two way street here, lady. Check before you sit. It's no different than checking for TP.
    Last edited: Apr 28, 2015
  12. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Ladies, gravity helps get the seat down, so take the advantage. We have to lift it against the earth's pull, much more work, sez me, and you girls get off much easier. Look first, that ain't too difficult, now is it?
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  13. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++


    Men don't have the extra hole that can become a bacteria zone of infection when it goes In the toilet. And ruin not only the babe making machinery but the pleasure machinery as well. Soooo... Your choice

    @ghit gravity? Really? Then why pick it up and go against gravity? Just sit down and pee [emoji182] [emoji122]
  14. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Kids are grown and tubes are tied. And medical issues already closed that port.
    (Invalid argument)
  15. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    I actually do pee outside more than inside, and my wife thought her first husband (german) was really weird for sitting down to pee.

    I have caught more fungal infections from that extra orifice than I want to think about,... was that all from falling in the toilet? I would think that would be a good reason to check first.
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  16. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    This exact thought has also passed through my mind....
    After much research and debate I'm fairly certain that the "put the seat down" problem is an agenda to make women more in control and dumberer. If they was smart...they'd want us to put the seat up so's we don't p155 on the seat. Am I right?

    MG *smirk*
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  17. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    And this is why the dog is more trainable.... [emoji168] [emoji7] [emoji127] I surrender!
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  18. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    P155 would have gotten you a demerit on one of the other forums... So ladies what is it, do you want the seat up or down?
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  19. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    7|-|3 |^3p0|^7 |8|_|770|\| 15 1|\| 7|-|3 |_()\/\/3|^ |_3|=7.
  20. vonslob

    vonslob Monkey++

    I have put cellophane over the bowl and then put the seat down as a joke. Did not go over well but I sure did enjoy the laugh and of course had to do the clean up[reddevil] Btw I paid a heavy price for it


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