Best Ever Senior Citizen Joke

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Witch Doctor 01, Sep 3, 2011.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
    Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
    Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
    He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............

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    "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
  2. ATF628

    ATF628 Monkey+

    Haha! That was good!
  3. tdwhite03

    tdwhite03 Monkey+

  4. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    does that mean my tiger puzzle wont work?
  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Only if you put Milk on it............
  6. beast

    beast backwoodsman

  7. Yoldering

    Yoldering Monkey+++

    Hahaha... I was expecting something else...
  8. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    I first heard this one as a 'blonde' joke...... ;)
  9. bls5

    bls5 Monkey+

    but what about the puzzle?? Thats a good one
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