Best quote of the week....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jul 5, 2012.


  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank....

    Give a man a bank and he can rob the world....

    the corallary:

    give a man a vote and he'll represent you for a day....

    Elect a man to congress and your vote dosen't really matter unless you have millions of dollars to support his future aspirations.... or own a bank....
     
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  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    quote.
     
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    If at first you don't succeed, try again.
    If that don't work, blow it up, shoot it or stab it.
     
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  4. GreenTeaBlend

    GreenTeaBlend Monkey+

    horn.
     
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  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    If you do not wish a man to do a thing, you had better get him to talk about it; for the more men talk, the more likely they are to do nothing else.

    -Thomas Carlyle
     
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  6. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    “If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you.”
    A.A. Milne


    I tell my kids this one
     
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  7. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

     
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  8. CraftyMofo

    CraftyMofo Monkey+++

    Nice one, yard dart!
     
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  9. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    I say it all the time at work when a deficiency is discovered: You don't know what you don't know.


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  10. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

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  11. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    When you gotta go, you gotta go
    but,...
    if you don't go when you gotta go
    when you go to go
    you find you've already gone
    get it, got it, good


    I tell that one to my kids too....lol
     
  12. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Well said Ben!! [flag]
     
  13. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    If you are not part of the solution, you are part of this meeting.
     
  14. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    For a Chemist the saying is, "if you are NOT part of the Solution, then you must be the Precipitent. "
     
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  15. scrapman21009

    scrapman21009 Chupacabra Hunter

    I am thinking the quote of the week is more like:

    taken out of context, some things are just perfect the way they are
     
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  16. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    "I knew I was in trouble, when I realized I was left of center, and spinning....."
     
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  17. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    " No, nurse.. I said prick his finger"
     
  18. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    "I sent her to Cox for a sear sucker suit, but she went to sears instead...."
     
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