Bidet Vs. Bidet Cage Match

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by 3M-TA3, May 12, 2020.


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Drinkin' Fountain or Bum Gun Bidet Style

  1. Drinkin' Fountain but must be built in

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%

  2. Drinkin' Fountain add on unit OK

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%

  3. Bum Gun

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Bidets are a Bill Gates hoax. He has the market cornered on bidets, bum guns and butt towels.

    3 vote(s)
    60.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

    So will the ars sickles!
     
    Dont, May 12, 2020
    #21
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  2. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Yea, NOPE, ain't down with no frozen Dingle-Berries! I want steaming hot water to pressure wash my hiney shiny!
     
    Ura-Ki, May 13, 2020
    #22
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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Are you suggesting that the eye shielding is due to horror? Or are you modestly boasting how buff you are... :LOL:
     
    chelloveck, May 13, 2020
    #23
  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Meh....TRump's @rse needs a hosing that's for sure....but the hose bidet would have to have an uninterrupted, unlimited supply of water...his zhit excretion capabilities are prodigious :oops:

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    there's also the cheap time charlie Home Depot option....

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    Last edited: May 13, 2020
    chelloveck, May 13, 2020
    #24
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  5. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Great, a device that will kill the paper pulp industry. No way I'm getting one of those. I'm all for deforestation.
     
    VisuTrac, May 13, 2020
    #25
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  6. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    You could always use the pee trail from your out board motor for warm water.
     
    arleigh, May 17, 2020
    #26
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