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Big People Words

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Apr 24, 2008.


  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    BIG PEOPLE WORDS
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    > A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
    >
    > accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that
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    > the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
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    >
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    > You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.
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    >
    > She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
    > 'I went to visit my Nana'.
    >
    > No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'
    >
    >
    >
    > She then asked Mitchell what he had done 'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.
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    >
    > She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big
    > People' words'.
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    >
    > She then asked little Alex what he had done? 'I read a book'
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    > he replied.
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    > That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 'What book did you read?'
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    > I love this.....
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    >
    > Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest and with great
    > pride, and said,
    >
    > 'Winnie the SHIT'.
    >
     
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [ROFL][ROFL][ROFL] There's one in every class, prolly would have been 2 in mine!!!
     
  3. franks71vw

    franks71vw Monkey+++

    That was good I liked it...:lol:
     
  4. 13BRAVO

    13BRAVO "Hit the ground running!"

    That's a good one M.M. But how about this one for ya!

    Little Johnny was told to use the word fascinate in a sentence by his teacher. He struggled for a while but came up with this one.

    My sister bought a new sweater that has 10 buttons. Her titties are so big she could only fasten eight of them!

    Peace out!
     
  5. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    :lol:
     
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