BIG PEOPLE WORDS > > A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become > > accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that > > the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! > > > > You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them. > > > She asked John what he had done over the weekend? > 'I went to visit my Nana'. > > No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!' > > > > She then asked Mitchell what he had done 'I took a ride on a choo-choo'. > > > She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big > People' words'. > > > She then asked little Alex what he had done? 'I read a book' > > he replied. > > That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 'What book did you read?' > > I love this..... > > > Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest and with great > pride, and said, > > 'Winnie the SHIT'. >
That's a good one M.M. But how about this one for ya! Little Johnny was told to use the word fascinate in a sentence by his teacher. He struggled for a while but came up with this one. My sister bought a new sweater that has 10 buttons. Her titties are so big she could only fasten eight of them! Peace out!
