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Bin Laden Given Religious Funeral Prior to Sea Burial

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, May 9, 2011.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Published May 02, 2011

    Osama bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his burial at sea, senior
    military officials told Fox News.

    Religious rites were conducted on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson aircraft
    carrier at about 1:10 a.m. Monday in the Persian Gulf.

    In accordance with Islamic practice, bin Laden was washed and wrapped in a
    white sheet before buried at sea at 2 a.m. local time, senior U.S. military
    and intelligence officials said.

    Then, "In accordance with common US Navy SEAL practice, the Team pissed on him, stuck a pulled pork sandwich in his mouth and a kosher hot dog up his ass, and pushed the Mother ****er overboard with the other garbage," a senior SEAL officer said.

    (Oorah!! - Job well done!)
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    I had a new drink last night.

    Called the Bin Laden.
    2 shots and a splash of water.[beer]
    Falcon15, dragonfly, BTPost and 2 others like this.
  3. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

  4. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    Was that topped with a dollop of bacon grease?
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