Biology Class Final Exam ... last question

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  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    <CENTER>Biology Class - Final Exam

    </CENTER>Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all.
    One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

    1. It is perfect formula for the child.
    2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
    3. It is always the right temperature.
    4. It is inexpensive.
    5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
    6. It is always available as needed.

    And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

    7. It comes in 2 cute containers.

    He got an A.
     
  2. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member


    > 7) It comes in two attractive containers....and the cat can't get it.
    >
    > He got an A.
     
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