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Blond Football Fan

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ColtCarbine, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game.
    They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

    After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
  2. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    That's bad!
  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    HAHAHAHA!!!! You know, I never thought of it that way. Brilliant. :)
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Because you must not be blonde... [batteye]


    Cute one...
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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