> A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an > expensive, expertly tailored black suit. > > The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would > like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in > the black suit he is already wearing. > > The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked > his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives > the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it > costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' > > The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she > finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk > stripe; the suit fits him perfectly... > > She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. > You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you > spend?' > To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. > > 'There's no charge,' she says. > > 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite > blue suit!' she says. > > 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a > deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in > shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive > blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave > wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as > long as he looked nice.' > > 'So I just switched the heads.' > (BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!)
