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Blond mortician

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Dec 6, 2012.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    > A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an
    > expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
    >
    > The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would
    > like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in
    > the black suit he is already wearing.
    >
    > The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked
    > his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives
    > the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it
    > costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
    >
    > The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she
    > finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk
    > stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...
    >
    > She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied..
    > You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you
    > spend?'
    > To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
    >
    > 'There's no charge,' she says.
    >
    > 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite
    > blue suit!' she says.
    >
    > 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a
    > deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in
    > shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive
    > blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave
    > wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as
    > long as he looked nice.'
    >
    > 'So I just switched the heads.'

    > (BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!)

     
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