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blonde a chicken is a bird , a cow is an "animal"...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Dec 13, 2006.


  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

  2. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Vegans, gotta love'em.

    Reminds me when Rikki Lake and her vegetarian PETA buddies were jailed for vandalizing a furrier (I think it was). When asked what she had to eat in jail, she responded a balogna sandwich.[dunno]
     
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Yeah but them bolognas aren't all cute and cuddly they're all tough and yellow...and a pain to open up. I love that doggy head tilt thing she does at the end ( "wha????").
     
  4. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    You gotta give her credit though, she was right. A chicken is a bird and a cow is an animal. Just wasn't the answer they were looking for. Hahaha.

    I liked that dog thing she did as well. I think I could look past her veganism for a night or five. [touchdown]
     
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Sounds like something my daughter would say....I swear..

    4.0 average in college...."doesn't get" blonde jokes...

    Somedays I wonder about that girl.....
     
  6. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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  7. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Good one, WD!
     
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