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blonde and dangerous

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Apr 7, 2009.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one
    Of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll
    just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator
    shoes for free!'

    The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
    you go on and give it a try?'

    The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

    Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the
    same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in

    As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming
    rapidly toward her.

    With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature
    and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. [gun]Nearby were 7 more dead gators
    all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in
    silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to
    flip the gator onto its back.

    Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....


  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Weeping and wiping --
  4. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    For god's sake man, give me that girls number.

    she can shoot, she haggles, and she ain't afraid to wade in the swamp with alligators.

    i wonder, what does she look like, and can she cook?
  5. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++ Site Supporter

    My thoughts exactly!!!
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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