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Blonde Bride

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Blonde Bride


    On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie, and with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

    When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "No can do. It's Lent."

    In tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever

    Who did you lend it to, and for how long?" :lol:
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