Blonde's Suicide Attempt...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 18, 2008.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

    “How did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked her.

    “Well, I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.

    “What?” sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?”

    “No silly!” the blonde said. “First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I’m not shooting myself in the chest.”

    “So then?” asked the doctor.

    “Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.”

    “So then?”

    “Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.”













    [angel]

    Hey, I have to put them here before y'all do.... ;)
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  3. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    is it a bad thing that I dont get it?
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    That depends on two things:

    1. Are you blonde?
    2. Are you suicidal?
     
  5. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    lol thats a Yes and a no
     
  6. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    CBMS
    You have to consider what is contained in a blond skull --. And since you admit to it --

    [rofllmao] :lol: [rofllmao]
     
  7. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    .... You suck.. :p
     
  8. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    That reminds me....
    I need to get some hair dye!
    LOL!
    Bill
     
  9. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I'm blonde and I got it...and POSTED it! [lolol]
     
  10. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    GOTCHA!!!

    [boozingbuddies][lolol]
     
  11. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    So there was this blond pirate wench that wanted to committ suicide.......

    [tongue][GR] is not here so I thought I should say what he would if he was.
     
  12. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    I miss the Ol' Poltergeist.....
     
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