Blue Joke (Adult only ) if we have skin !!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Jun 7, 2017.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Library encounter

    A man walked into the library and was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: Do you mind if I sit beside you?

    The girl replied, in a loud voice, NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!

    All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

    After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?

    The man responded in a loud voice: $800 FOR ONE NIGHT? .. I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!

    All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.The man whispered to her: I study law, and I know how to screw people
  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I read the OP with some trepidation....but enjoyed the punch line.
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