Blue Joke (Adult only ) if we have skin !!

Library encounter

A man walked into the library and was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl replied, in a loud voice, NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.



After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?



The man responded in a loud voice: $800 FOR ONE NIGHT? .. I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!



All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.The man whispered to her: I study law, and I know how to screw people

 

I read the OP with some trepidation....but enjoyed the punch line.